Monday, March 8, 2010

Lee Sum Wan & Mr Sori

Here's a joke...
I actually did it in class with my friend as an oral 5 years ago...
Sunddenly saw it just now so let you guys see too...
Can be duel acting huh... XD

Lee Sum Wan & Mr Sori

Lee Sum Wan : Hello, can i speak to Annie Wan?

Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan : No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.

Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother,Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident, that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori : I’m Sori.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Sori : I’m Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i don't care, give me your name!

Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI !!! you didnt even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before i'm Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful, my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the co. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Sori : Oh im so scared (sarcastically). Look i don't care about your uncle he’s a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan : No, Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn’t work there.

Mr Sori : Like i said i don't care which one of your aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!

Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think i do!? Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i’ll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. “Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u’re their uncle, u’re a nobody. “how bout that!?

Toot… .Toot… .Toot… …

Well i think quite funny...
Do you? ^-^

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Go!! Kill the monster over there!! (my thought while taking this picture)!

Love~ playing with those kiddos! And all my cousins around there! xD

Dun worry,we just playing around...xD

Yong : u worshiping is it? Lol!!

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